At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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