i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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