I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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