we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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