just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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