We won't sleep together?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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