Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just tell him i said nine months
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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