Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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