What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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