Yo dont text me then not text me
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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