Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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