i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Do vagina's smell?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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