I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Farmville is her only friend.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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