It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
There r osticjed everywhere
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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