I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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