i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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