You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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