this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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