So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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