Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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