you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
This is my gift to your gina
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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