do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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