I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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