Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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