hell yes lets make some ravioli
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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