In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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