this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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