At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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