I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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