have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
