Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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