Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
