Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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