It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
