You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I didn't notice because vodka
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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