did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
True college students do jello shots in the library
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