She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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