I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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