we have officially mastered the walk of shame
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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