HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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