She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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