I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
soo... how was my night?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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