...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
did you just send me my own nude
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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