why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
How external is "for external use only"?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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