Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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