nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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