Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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