morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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