Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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