escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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